Post by Julie Chen on Feb 28, 2012 21:10:24 GMT -5
Jordan
Jordan posted her final antidote at 5:26 PM EST on February 28.
Jordan posted her antidote six minutes after the deadline and was subsequently placed in quarantine. In order to leave quarantine, an infected houseguest must successfully complete a challenge. As houseguests enter quarantine, the challenges will become increasingly difficult. If the houseguest fails to properly complete the challenge, however, he or she will be eliminated from the game and sent to the Jury House.
Jordan had 15 minutes to complete this challenge:
Below are twelve excerpts from conversations that have occurred on the forum. In each instance, one word has been added to the second speaker’s post. Search through the forum, locate the post, and then identify which word was added.
1. Ivette: […]Ay que pena! How EMBARASSING!
Janelle: You could mock me and say something original but I don’t think you’re capable. It’s quite clear that your brain doesn’t quite function properly. I mean, you did pick Ivette. That right there should tell everyone something about your mental capacity.
2. David: […] Only one David Lane can be in this house, but thank you for trying. […]
Ivette: WHAT A BUNCH OF DESPERATE PUTAS! CALLATE WHOREDAN! WE KNOW YOU SUCK SO MUCH THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE THROUGH DAVID BUT THIS WAS LOW EVEN FOR YOU! ERES ASQUEROSO PUTA! Get out of this CASA!
3. Jordan: […] Thought i would post this so you both knew what you were getting if you were to leave this week.
Daniele: Can you please stop, seriously? What are you accomplishing exactly? You’re being elementary.
4. Jordan: […] Must have sucked being a childhood prostitute down in Meheco.
Ivette: Are you from the south? It must have sucked living down there.. you know.. YA’LL “keeping it in the family”.
5. Janelle: What are you promising us, William?
Daniele: He’s promising us all a city, Janelle! Bright lights, fast cars, fancy boutiques, the whole thing.
6. Dan: Hey guys How’s it going sorry this is the first time I’ve gotten on but i had to get a new computer But I’m here now lets kick some ass
Jeff: grats on the new PC
7. Ivette: You are DISGUSTING.
Jordan: and you are loose with a heavy flow.
8. Nathan: Kaysar where is your pitchfork man?
Daniele: Kaysar, being a devil really suits you!
9. Jordan: P.S. Ivette you are a toal twat from hell.
Ivette: P.S. Shut the hell up puta! You don’t even deserve to be here!
10. William: Julie throw twist
David: The antidote is cleverly hidden in the Dumpster Dive Results page. You won’t find the actual picture itself, but you’ll see a VERY SMALL VERY UNNOTICEABLE blue link that says antidote. It’s small and it kinda blends in, so be careful. I just want to thank you all for keeping me.
11. Jeff: why ya mad Ivette?
Ivette: Cállate la boca pendejo; that’s spanish for shut the hell up. Instead of being such a smart ass why don’t you go make a reminder to vote next time.
12. Jordan: I am going to make it clear that I am voting out Ivette. Anyone who wants to join me in getting rid of this Cancerous latina is welcome to join me!
David: I am going to make it clear you’re a bitch and nobody really gives a shit about your stupid opinion or cares about you in any way, shape, or form.
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Before I posted the challenge in Jordan's Diary Room, however, Jordan and I had this conversation:
Jordan: (8:05:15 PM) im not oing the challenge
Jordan: (8:05:19 PM) youve alreayd announced my safe
Jordan: (8:05:30 PM) and you were well aware of the ample amount of stuff i had to do today
Jordan: (8:05:40 PM) i told you that last night
Jordan: (8:05:50 PM) i was 6 minutes late, i am not doing a challenge
Jordan: (8:05:50 PM) sorry
Julie Chen: (8:05:51 PM) You told me last night that you were planning on doing the challenge
Jordan: (8:06:02 PM) and i made time in class to find the antidote
Jordan: (8:06:18 PM) i just told you im not doing the challenge when i found the antidotes
Julie Chen: (8:06:24 PM) i'm free tonight and flexible enough to work around your schedule
Jordan: (8:06:31 PM) no i found the antidote
Jordan: (8:06:35 PM) before you posted the results
Jordan: (8:06:37 PM) so im safe
Julie Chen: (8:06:41 PM) but the reality is, you posted after the 24-hour deadline, and now you either do the challenge or you're evicted
Jordan: (8:06:47 PM) i told you i was busy
Julie Chen: (8:06:58 PM) that doesn't change the deadline
Jordan: (8:07:06 PM) im not doing the challenge i just said that, if you are gonna kick me out because of it thats gine
Jordan: (8:07:09 PM) fine
Jordan: (8:07:12 PM) but i wont be voting then
Jordan: (8:07:19 PM) so if you wanna do that
Jordan: (8:07:22 PM) dont fuck wit hme
Jordan: (8:07:28 PM) cause i will give you hell
Julie Chen: (8:07:30 PM) i'm not going to kick you out. i'm going to wait until midnight, after which point you'll be evicted for failing the challenge
Jordan: (8:08:13 PM) who cares if i was 6 minutes late, i posted my antidote before you posted results
Julie Chen: (8:08:14 PM) I'm not sure why you have such a petulant attitude about it when i'm being more than lenient. Select a time before midnight, i'll post the challenge and you have 15 minutes
Jordan: (8:08:15 PM) and i made the time to find it
Jordan: (8:08:26 PM) no i am NOT doing it
Jordan: (8:08:41 PM) i will quit your game, and [Name of houseguest] will quit too
Julie Chen: (8:08:41 PM) Okay, well i'll wait until midnight in case you change your mind.
Julie Chen: (8:08:50 PM) Then I'll announce that you've been evicted for failing the challenge.
Jordan: (8:08:53 PM) ill just intentionally fuck up your game
Jordan: (8:09:09 PM) you already posted i was safe
Jordan: (8:09:12 PM) im calling you out
Julie Chen: (8:09:13 PM) I'm not afraid of you, Jordan. You can do what you like out of spite and immaturity, you're not going to threaten me into doing what you want. This is my game, not yours.
Jordan: (8:09:31 PM) im not doing a live challenge
Jordan: (8:09:33 PM) go fuck yourself
Julie Chen: (8:09:43 PM) Okay.
Jordan: (8:09:53 PM) ive got a challenge to run tonight and youve already given me safety
Julie Chen: (8:10:19 PM) My announcement was mistaken; it was a human error which I corrected within 5 minutes.
Jordan: (8:10:23 PM) i dont care
Jordan: (8:10:26 PM) you said i was safe
Jordan: (8:10:34 PM) thats all there is to it
Julie Chen: (8:10:35 PM) Okay, and I don't care if you’re going to act like a child.
Julie Chen: (8:10:45 PM) I'm being as reasonable as possible.
Jordan: (8:10:50 PM) your mistake isnt going to be taken out on me
Julie Chen: (8:10:51 PM) I'm not changing the rules for you.
Julie Chen: (8:11:10 PM) And if you want to sabotage my game because you're spiteful, that says a lot more about you than it does about me.
Jordan: (8:11:20 PM) no your games terrible
Julie Chen: (8:11:27 PM) That's fine, thanks for the feedback.
Jordan: (8:11:34 PM) i was the only redeeming thing about it
Jordan: (8:11:41 PM) im not doing a challenge cause you fucked up
Julie Chen: (8:12:16 PM) You're entitled to your opinion and i'm more than happy to hear it. I've appreciated your criticism, honestly, but if your idea of retaliation is to ruin a game that eight other people are still participating in, you have some serious growing up to do.
Julie Chen: (8:13:10 PM) The door is still open. Until midnight. If you change your mind before then, i'll gladly post the challenge and you'll have 15 minutes to complete it. If not, at midnight, you'll be sent to the jury.
Julie Chen: (8:13:29 PM) if you pull any kind of tricks, you're going to be expelled without a place in the jury.
Jordan: (8:13:31 PM) ill do a smaller chalelnge since i i posted my antidote
Jordan: (8:13:36 PM) but i wont do a 15 minute challenge
Julie Chen: (8:13:47 PM) the challenge doesn't take 15 minutes; you have a 15 minute time limit to do it.
Jordan: (8:13:53 PM) idc
Julie Chen: (8:13:56 PM) If you'd like 10 or less, be my guest.
Jordan: (8:14:08 PM) ill do an easy version of the challenge
Jordan: (8:14:13 PM) since i posted my antidote
Julie Chen: (8:14:15 PM) You'll do the challenge as is.
Jordan: (8:14:18 PM) no
Julie Chen: (8:14:20 PM) Okay.
Jordan: (8:14:21 PM) you will go fuck yourself
Julie Chen: (8:14:26 PM) Gladly.
Julie Chen: (8:15:34 PM) I want you to know that if you do anything to intentionally sabotage my game, whether you're still in the game, on the jury, or completely expelled, i will be posting this conversation on the forum.
Jordan: (8:15:49 PM) i dont give a fuck
Jordan: (8:15:50 PM) do it
Jordan: (8:16:05 PM) i hate these people, why do you think i would care if htye know what i say to you
Julie Chen: (8:16:47 PM) I just wanted to let you know. i'm not going to be devious or sneaky or spiteful; that seems to be your department. i'm a fair host and i'm doing my absolute best to keep this game as even and controlled as possible. The rules happen to apply to you too; sorry if that's an inconvenience to you.
Jordan: (8:18:18 PM) you are a terible host though
Julie Chen: (8:18:24 PM) Thank you.
Jordan: (8:18:56 PM) i dont owe you anything
Jordan: (8:19:01 PM) youve only wasted my time for the last 2 months
Julie Chen: (8:19:09 PM) Okay.
Julie Chen: (8:19:43 PM) I fail to see how I'm asking you to put in any kind of Herculean effort, but again, you can say and believe what you like.
Jordan: (8:20:50 PM) if you give me the challenge im just gonna make other people do it for me anyways
Julie Chen: (8:21:48 PM) I'm not sure if you realize how unfazed i am by your boasting and threatening.
Jordan: (8:22:03 PM) im not sure you realize how much of an impact
Jordan: (8:22:09 PM) i have on several of the cast members in your game
Julie Chen: (8:22:51 PM) Jordan, regardless of what you may think, I can guarantee you that, should i expel you (which I'm prepared to do at the moment) or should you quit of your own accord, no one will walk out after you.
Julie Chen: (8:22:56 PM) Don't price your stock too high.
Jordan: (8:23:13 PM) you clearly dont know much then
Jordan: (8:23:23 PM) well thats not surprising
Julie Chen: (8:23:26 PM) Of course, I could say the same.
Jordan: (8:23:51 PM) for someone thats been around ORGs as long as I have, you should bite your tongue
Julie Chen: (8:24:37 PM) I think that may be a solution more appropriate for you, given the number of times you've been outwardly disrespectful to me, when I've treated you with nothing but respect, fairness, and patience worthy of a saint.
Jordan: (8:24:56 PM) im a saint
Jordan: (8:24:56 PM)
Jordan: (8:25:46 PM) post the challenge dumbass, we will see if im willing to put in effort to do it
Jordan: (8:26:08 PM) lets not postpone this
Jordan: (8:26:19 PM) you are an annoying pos
Julie Chen: (8:27:50 PM) I'll post the challenge and you'll have 15 minutes from the posting time to complete it. As a final warning, if you insult me again, call me a disrespectful name, or attempt to bully me into changing the rules for you, believe me when I say i will not hesitate to expel you from this game.
Jordan: (8:28:06 PM) idc
Jordan: (8:28:18 PM) you have no idea how unphased i am by your threats
Jordan: (8:28:23 PM) so post the challenge
Jordan: (8:29:04 PM) im tired of waiting
Julie Chen: (8:30:18 PM) I'm telling you in advance so that if it happens, I can prove that you were warned. it's posted.
Jordan failed to complete the challenge in time. She claimed that the search function did not work and then argued that the 15-minute time limit was not sufficient to complete the challenge. I explained that she likely wasn't using the search function properly and that I, myself, had tested the challenge in advance to determine an appropriate time limit.
Rather than accept her eviction and join the Jury, Jordan decided to decline her position as a Juror and quit the game. She permanently blocked me on AIM and deleted her account on this forum.
In the coming days, I will determine a solution to the obvious problem that Jordan's quitting has presented. In the meantime, I want to thank the four of you (and the four Jurors as well) for the continued respect, maturity, and positive attitudes with which you have played this game; it's more appreciated than you know.
Congratulations on making it to the Final Four!
